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Welcome to the Warehouse

by Laura Barrett

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1.
A bonanza bonanza bonanza bonanza Screen time bonanza Screen time bonanza It’s a good time To make glasses for children Habit-tracking apps And kid-safe chats It’s a good time To make money off this While the kids are at home On their computer phones Screen time bonanza It’s a good time To make a mini workspace So your mini-learner Doesn’t become a huge jerk face A good time Is when your eyeballs are straining Somebody’s making money Off the paths they’re taking Screen time bonanza
2.
Who will weather the storm Who’ll make it to winter break in one piece Who can find their own space Spend time in their place, happy and safe Who can wait out the pain The suffering in vain while experts agree Those who can find their own space, Spend time in their place, will stay healthy & safe
3.
Please keep all your limbs in as small a radius as possible about your body Be careful to angle your mouth below your line of sight Below your line of sight Pay attention Where are your hands Where are your hands Where have your hands been Where have your hands been today What did you touch What did you touch on your way inside this classroom What did you touch on your way to the bus When’s the last time you washed your hands When’s the last time you washed your hands Are you playing with your mask right now Are you chewing on your mask right now
4.
What if we scrapped the curriculum this year? What do children need beyond being alive Taking in the world What do children need beyond being together Taking on the world
5.
So glad you liked seeing the factory floor Welcome to the warehouse Please wear this PPE Yes even outdoors Welcome to the warehouse We’ve got all these desks In all these rows Staring right ahead Like you know As if you know
6.
Would the Minister please care to join us today? Will he decide to pay us a visit? What could possibly go wrong (x2) When he took care of everything for a song Would the minister please care to join us today Will he possibly pay us a visit? Take a selfie, my friend But just stay ’til the end of the day Will you join us today? (Instrumental interlude) What could possibly go wrong? (x3)

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Six little ditties about public schools, a certain global health crisis, and who gets to make it through all of this in one piece.

All songs written August 21, 2020

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released September 9, 2021

All music, lyrics, singing, and instrumentation by Laura Barrett

Produced by Laura Barrett

Mixed and mastered by Brandon Gibson-DeGroote (who also co-produced Tracks 1 & 5)

Additional mixing by Matt Beckett

Album art by Drew Shannon

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Laura Barrett Toronto, Ontario

Laura Barrett’s music is equally at home in concert halls, cinemas, and playhouses.

She's released two albums and three EPs, scored five feature films, and provided musical underscoring for many an episode of long-form narrative improv comedy. She likes to ask questions about what humanity is up to and where we're headed. ... more

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